Knock Knock

So Ellie has gotten into knock knock jokes lately. Not realy ones though...we have tried, but she doesn't think they are funny. She makes up her own by picking out two nouns and adding "-head" to the end of one of the nouns. Its very repetitive and formulac, but she finds it hilarious and we now know how to make her laugh without tickling her. Here is an example:

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"baby"

"baby who?"

"baby banana-head!" (now you roll on the floor laughing).

Need another example?

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Cinderella"

"Cinderella who?"

"Cinderella book-head!" (again, roll on floor laughing).

If you can get underwear anywhere in the joke you get bonus points and maybe a little girl running to the bathroom. See example:

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"pumpkin"

"pumkin who?"

"pumpkin underwear-head"

(See what I did ther? I had underwear and -head in the same joke. Run...run as fast as you can to the bathroom because you are about to lose it from laughing so hard...go!)

So that was my whole morning and car ride to school. Knock knock jokes by Ellie.










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